Dancing with the Stars is back with a vengeance.  OK, it's back with Cloris Leachman who had to be bleeped and Maks who was magnificent and a barely dressed Edyta.  Life is good.  Rocco scored the lowest.  Here's how it's going to work.  Someone goes tonight and the remaining 12 dance.  Then someone goes Wednesday and the remaining 11 dance.  So much TV to watch.  If you don't have a DVR, seriously, get one.  It's the only way to survive the fall season. 

When Idol begins in January you will find (and it's already happened so if you don't like it, deal) Simon Cowell is the deciding vote on the new panel of four judges.  There is the option to make me the fifth judge if they need to go back to an odd number.  This is just for auditions and the Hollywood round.  Once America votes it won't matter.  Seeing as I agree with Simon almost every time, I'm cool with that decision. 

I am not cool with the 22nd Bond film with the most cumbersome title of Quantum of Solace not having the classic lines for the first time in history "Bond, James Bond" and "shaken, not stirred" removed from the film.  They thought that was making it too corny and would freshen it up.  Those phrases were not what was keeping it down.  Ergh.

I have posted even more pageant photos on the main Magic site under photos and on my myspace page.  And there are more to come.  The professional shots will be online at elkinsimages.com by the end of the week.  David and Cynthia Elkins are photographers in Cookeville and spent the weekend at the Drama Center with us.  They were a delight.  As was everyone else.  I will be getting one of my favorite contestants from Wilson Central High School to burp for your amusement.  I am all about shattering stereotypes and I know you just don't expect that from "pageant girls."  Well, Lacey Campbell, Miss Teen Wilson County, can belch with substance.  It's something to be appreciated.  Something you expect a frat guy to do.  I'm proud of her.  She won the Go-Getter award by the way.  And she has a great tushie.

If you would like a great tushie, you need to Jazzercise.  You can for free tonight at 6pm at the Personal Training Studio on Stout Street in Cookeville behind Kroger and One Hour Martinizing.  If you can't stay for the one hour work out, just stop by and talk to Lori and she'll make arrangements for you to come some other night for free.  Trust me, you'll love it. 

Many thanks to Tommy who stopped by, on his 8th birthday mind you, to give me a dozen roses.

A bank robber in Germany has been captured because of her big butt. Employees of the bank described the suspect as a woman with a "very large" backside and "powerful thighs". A few weeks later, one witness found himself standing in line behind what he believed to be the same bottom. He called the police and they arrested 26-year-old Sandra Meiser. They also found a ski mask and hand gun in her jacket.